"I'm Not Trying to WOO You. I'm Just Awkward" Unisex t-shirt

$32.00
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This is the ultimate “it’s not you, it’s me”. It’s the accidental eye contact. That over-the-top politeness. The need to fill the silence. This behavior could be mistaken for flirting, but it’s all in the name of pure social survival. Unless, of course, you’re interested? Haha, there we go being awkward again….

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65