I'm Too Autistic For This Sh** Unisex fit Long Sleeve Tee

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Loud noises, harsh smells, too many colors – UGH – the DRAMA of it all! Does it have to be so over the top? Sometimes you just need your tank to do the talking for you, and you need the message to be loud and clear. Help people get the hint and know for sure that you’ve got a low tolerance for bullsh*t. Just for that reason, we’ve made this shirt tagless and extra soft for you.

And if you don’t quite feel like cussing about it, we have a swearless version of this design available as well.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

Size guide

  SHIRT LENGTH CHEST WIDTH CHEST TO FIT SLEEVE LENGTH
XS (inches) 27 16 ½ 31-34 25
S (inches) 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
M (inches) 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
L (inches) 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49 27 ½
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛