"Brain Go Zoom!" Unisex t-shirt

$32.00
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Zoooom, screeeeech! Oh, don’t worry about that, it’s just our synapses firing at absolute warp speed, defying the known laws of physics and neural capacity. The body remains motionless, face empty while the mind rounds the outer edge of the galaxy and sails into other dimensions! Brain go zoom. It’s all in a day’s journey for a neurodivergent noggin.

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65