Announce your stance against petty drama and subscribe to fictional chaos only with this witty mug. Sip your favorite beverage while you remind everyone that real life has enough plot twists—save the drama for the books.

This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea. 

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!