I am not a flirty person, at all. I'm friendly and polite, but when I actually try to flirt it's uncomfortable for everyone, the exact opposite of smooth. My lack of eye contact and understanding of social cues do not help, but I think they do at least come off as endearing.

I designed this shirt for all of those who are not flirting, but their behavior seems to come off that way anyway causing some social pickles.